Crockpot Surprise

1 fancy crock pot (a crock pot with a lost lid is
better.)
2 inches of dust bunnies
3 dead spiders
1 ½ fly carcasses (1/2 was eaten)
1 “Oh that’s where it is!” utensil
1 wedding gift card taped to bottom of pot
Let sit on shelf for 6 months
Move pot occasionally (usually to get to something
behind it)
Wash thoroughly before using